Sunday, March 9, 2014

Crispy Green Cantaloupe - You Must Have Been Trying to Suck

Rating: 1 star


I am a big fan of dehydrated stuff. Dehydrated ice cream, apples, green beans, and really everything. I also like cantaloupe so when I saw dehydrated cantaloupe, I thought, how can you go wrong. This is how...

Upon first bite, it's quite nice, crispy, sweet, and cantaloupy. Then things go horrible wrong! The sweetness gives way to a slightly bleachy, rotten taste like they dehydrated some slightly rotten cantaloupe and then brushed it with detergeant.

I mean what? Come on guys, you could have had gulliable, old me sucking these down at $1.50 a pack forever, you just had to be decently good, and you weren't... For shame Crispy Green. For shame.

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